Warm Milk
(v) (1)to w-nk, rub one out, jerk off, diddle or m-st-rb-t- furiously during about of insomnia as to work up the heart rate and therefore exhaust oneself to sleep. (2) the superficially selfless act of servicing a restless partner to actually ensure a better sleep for oneself. pacification through -j-c-l-t–n.
(n) late night oral s-x to end a disappointing evening. how one puts the baby to bed.
the motherf-cker kept crying so i gave him a warm milk to shut him up.
i was not feeling him but then he starts warm milking me. next thing you know, i’m waking up with my thumb in my mouth.
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