warm salad

the act of complimenting your partner with a dutch oven while she graciously provides you with oral pleasure under the covers. aka: the last bj.
me: i gave trish a warm salad before i ditched her.

mom: you’ve grown into such a sweet young man.
lettuce or greens that have been prepared with a dressing at a temperature that is slightly less than hot
why the h*ll is this salad cold? i ordered the warm salad.

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