water goat
another name for an octopus.
water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.
a. a dolphin that sounds like a goat. (aka water goat)
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.
a.”ehehehehehe ehhhhh”
“dude, you sound like a freakin’ water goat.”
“eheh?”
“im done talking to you.”
b.”eheheheheheh!”
“ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat… its a water goat!”
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