Wattage
the act of a man thrusting his p-n-s into a light bulb of indeterminate power for a s-xual thrill. shards of gl-ss can get stuck in his foreskin for days. i suggest a 9v bulb.
harry: mate my belend is still swollen from my wattage last night
john: thats just weird, man
harry: with the credit crunch, there is little else i can do
john: yes, the credit crunch has h-t hull hard.
the ammount of light which p-sses between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.
she’s got high milage, look at the wattage, it’s blinding.
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