wayning
to pay little or no attention to personal hygiene. just wake up funky and go about your day without bathing, brushing your teeth, or washing your face just like cowboys would do in the john wayne movies.
i can’t believe my roommate just jumps straight up outta bed and heads to cl-ss wayning everyday like he slept in the dirt and woke up and jumped on a horse with a bottle of whiskey.
to creep on or stalk another person.
that guy won’t leave me alone, he’s totally wayning.
to rap like lil wayne
man i was listening to lil wayne and i started wayning
1. acting extremely whack
2. wayning moon
emily was totally wayning last night, she was so whack!
the act of pretending to not see someone and walk past them while hitting their shoulder with yours
^wayne is the type of person who doesn’t care what you think so asking him to stop wayning you isn’t going to help
ouch! i’m right here, could you stop wayning me?
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