a fish that welcomes you to aquariums.
the welcome fish in cartoon’s aquarium was as beautiful as a beth.
the act of blowing past your typical alcohol limit like a racehorse and ending up facedown or toilet-bound before 11pm. luke: “hey fam, have you seen nick?” seth:”oh dude, hes been betnarring. hes been in the backyard drinking from the sprinkler and crying since beer number 18.”
- c*ck lemon
when you suck on a d*ck and it gives you sour lemon face dale didn’t shower for 2weeks and when i sucked his d*ck it gave me c*ck lemon.
when a person’s instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that’s enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you’ll never get with someone like that. dude: “hey, man did you see (insert attractive person’s name here)’s picture on instagram? ” other dude: “ugh. yes, dude. it gave me […]
- true tea
while tea is sometimes seen to be gossip. true tea is the variety that involves a lot more contemplation and awareness. true tea is on a larger scale and involves thoughts about an inst*tution, politics, ideologies, social issues. it doesn’t have to be the right opinion, it just has to be intricate, and be a […]