wet-naps
similar to a wet dream, only shorter.
keith had a wet nap during chemistry cl-ss
mexicans
“thanks for coming to kfc, here’s your order. would you like some wet-naps with your meal?”
“no thank you, besides, if i took them who would wash your dishes and mop up the bathroom?”
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simply put its the female version of the teabag.
for those really needing a definition, it is touching another (willing or unwilling) person with your v-g-n-.
peter got wetnapped twice while he was p-ssed out at a party.
when you have a wetdream while taking a nap
after a long day i ended up taking a wetnap before dinner
a supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.
“we’re terribly sorry, ma’am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. his friends say he was attempting a wet-nap.”
when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and c-m on her and she never knows
i was really h-rny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap
female version of a tea bag
ie. when a girl squats over a man’s or another woman’s face
and gently dabs the lips of the v-g-n- on their nose and mouth.
“i p-ssed out on the side of the pool and woke up to susie givin’ me a wet nap”
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