(v) the act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication
after finding out his girlfriend was a prost*tute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.
- mutton dressed up as lamb
an older lady dressed like a sk*nk nice piece of *ss on that… shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb
the act of running away with someone with so much s*xual tension that you propose and *rg*sm at the same time. a: guys…you know me…i wear my heart on my sleeve, i proposed in south africa b: how was it? a: i got down on one knee and blew my load at the same time! […]
shred-digger; when a girl goes out with guitarist just to learn how to shred. man 1; hows your new girlfriend mandy? man 2; man she keeps asking me to teach her guitar licks. man 1; she’s a shred-digger.
dirty sly pocket w*nk robert’s hands are always in his pockets, maybe he is having a dspw