what the cow, man?!


a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. ‘cow’ can replace almost any curse word, including sh-t, f-ck, c-nt, among others. see mothercow.
starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!

bonzo: what the cow, man?!

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