What’s the damage?


means how much does it cost, how much do i owe you.
steve: “i’d like an eighth of that”

chris: “here you go”

steve: “what’s the damage?”

chris: “forty dollars”
a way of asking how much a bill is, especially when out to eat. used mostly by people who still think saying things like this are cool.
jill: what’s the damage?
jack: $75.83
jill: ouch. you’re paying, right?

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