Whaled


similar to being catfished. meaning, being shown outdated pictures of someone who has gained a whole lot of weight since the pictures were taken, and when you meet them, they are a whole lot bigger than advertised
jay and austin got whaled by the very large shaniqua and vanessa and had to bail quickly!
when someone goes into you on a water slide. e.g the rapids, lots of people go down at the same time and someone gets crushed

extreme whaling: a very big person squishing you
dude 1: aww dude, he just got whaled, did you see how squished he was?
dude 2: yeah i know,those water slide rapids can be brutal
getting screwed by someone extremely over weight.
natalie: dude, brandi whaled josh this summer.
megan: holy sh-t, he got whaled!!!

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