Whiteberry


a device used by a tightwad co-worker in response to other coworker’s new blackberrys. it is composed of two parts: a piece of paper folded into a pocket-sized pad, and a pencil. the upgraded whiteberry replaces the pencil with a more expensive writing utensil, typically a ball-point pen.
jim: why does rick constantly pull a piece of paper out of his shirt pocket whenever our boss tells him something?

dave: oh, thats just rick’s whiteberry.

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