Weizure
referring to the malfunction of ones body whilst walking, such as a shuddering face, sudden stutter or sudden r-t-rdation when moving. commonly known as a walking seizure.
gary: you know that kid from biology cl-ss?
alice: yeah, so what about him?
gary: i witnessed him having a full blown weizure.
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