whomper
a person that can affect anything else immensely. or describes an object with a large impact.
(1)the whomper set the record for the race.
(2) the whomper whompped your bae last night
a throbbing erection.
after taking 6 v–gr- and injecting cocaine directly into my p-n-s, i had a whomper for 9 hours.
slang for b-ss speaker(s), usually installed in cars occupied by angst-filled youth. dubbed “whomper” due to the constant “whomp whomp” noise heard by everyone within a 10 mile radius of said car.
not to be confused with “whopper”
large t-ts that you put your face inbetween and shake your head back and forth really really fast.
bob “then i put my face between them whompers and you know… it was great”
the sail used in wind to win the americas cup back from austrail
crew :why is it called the whomper
:when the wind catch it is goes whomp
a cloddish person who is aware of their unsophisticated and cr-ss manner, but who takes great pains to display their uncouth affectations with an unwarranted sense of pride.
used to describe a person like a b-mpkin, but without regard to their geographical location or origin such as hillbilly.
you can take the whomper out of the trailer court, but you can’t take the trailer court out of the whomper.
could that whomper get any more laundry baskets worth of cr-p into the back of that 78 impala?
a well structured nose.
nostrils are in perfect postion
no boogers coming out.
“did you get your nose done?”
“no”
“oh. you have a naturally nice whomper”
automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired pachuco boys in their cars. they do this for two reasons. first, it annoys decent people. second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer pachukes yet another ent-tlement, free hearing aids paid for by you and your taxes.
the greasy-haired pachuco cruised through the neighborhood with his whompers blasting.
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