whore clown
a sl-tty wh-r- starved for attention that sp-ckles her face with foundation and paints eyebrows on her forehead in the hopes of being penetrated. usually accompanied by hoola hoop sized earrings. they also chew gum violently. their normal uniform is a windbreaker outfit with matching shoes.
that drunken wh-r- clown hugged me at the club and left one of her eyebrows on my shirt.
adjective
1. used to describe the mannerisms and/or garb of an obviously extravagant or gaudy individual.
2. used to describe the mannerisms and/or garb of a person who is both a wh-r- and a clown.
my babysitter used to dress up as a princess and we would play tea-party, naked. in retrospect i know now that he is a molesting wh-r-clown f-ggot.
noun
1. a person whose mannerisms and/or garb are similar to that of wh-r-s and clowns.
2. a person who works both in the clowning and whoring industries.
my old babysitter, the wh-r-clown, used to make balloon animals to help me go to sleep at night. this one time she put a balloon snake up my b-tt.
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