wietse
1. the act of rubbing one’s face in a male’s or female’s armpit (preferably sweaty) repeatedly and then proceeding to rub the sweat all over their partner’s body until they are covered fully in sweat.
2. also, is an act that involves cooking a frozen pizza, taking it out of the oven, wrapping it around your partially erect p-n-s and proceeding to use it as lubrication. once you have reached full -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t-d into the pizza, proceed to cut it into squares and devour rapidly.
1. wow, last night my girl and i totally had a wietse experience. it was intense.
2. dude, i got so hungry last night that i totally had to wietse in my kitchen.
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