Like Fishing
posting a facebook status solely for the reason of obtaining as many likes as possible.
ninety-nine percent of non-celebrity statuses are the result of like fishing.
facebook user’s status: “maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside too.”
dude: “d-mn, facebook user got 57 likes. that’s an obvious use of like fishing.”
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