wives: two girls (best friends) who are very close and are ‘married’ to each other, for example ‘your my wife ily sweetie’
goals: something that someone aspires to be, a dream or wish, for example ‘your outfit is goals!’
wife goals: a perfect couple (of two girls) who are both beautiful, smart, charming and funny.
‘you two made valentines for each other? aw that’s wife goals!’
”makaylah & natalie are such wife goals, they’re so cute together!’
a unique 10% discount word, most commonly used in liverpool kebab houses. do us a slankey will ye kidda. you wot mate? giz a slankey on that donner kebab lad. ah right yez mate.
a bl*wj*b that you give with your feet. you use neosporin and benadryl for lube gimme a mcscooby tonight
a state of inebriation where one can’t lift their head up and the chin is touching the chest (lung) dude, he is so chinlunged that he needs a ride back home! he f*cking can’t see what’s infront of him!!
the art of tactfully moving bros from place to place. herding neon brandishing meathead b*tterflies. had to use some serious brogistics at the gym today to make sure i got to use the machines i wanted.