wives: two girls (best friends) who are very close and are ‘married’ to each other, for example ‘your my wife ily sweetie’
goals: something that someone aspires to be, a dream or wish, for example ‘your outfit is goals!’
wife goals: a perfect couple (of two girls) who are both beautiful, smart, charming and funny.
‘you two made valentines for each other? aw that’s wife goals!’
”makaylah & natalie are such wife goals, they’re so cute together!’
a unique 10% discount word, most commonly used in liverpool kebab houses. do us a slankey will ye kidda. you wot mate? giz a slankey on that donner kebab lad. ah right yez mate.
a bl-wj-b that you give with your feet. you use neosporin and benadryl for lube gimme a mcscooby tonight
a state of inebriation where one can’t lift their head up and the chin is touching the chest (lung) dude, he is so chinlunged that he needs a ride back home! he f-cking can’t see what’s infront of him!!
the art of tactfully moving bros from place to place. herding neon brandishing meathead b-tterflies. had to use some serious brogistics at the gym today to make sure i got to use the machines i wanted.
- falling off the train
when one person loses their train of thought multiply times during conversation because they fried their brain doing too many drugs. also falling off the train in life resulting in not fulfilling their full potential. you asked me that twice already, you really need to take better care of yourself because your falling off the […]