wild turkey

a alcholic beverage that will make you walk side-ways, and make the ugliest girls look pretty!
i cant believe i f-cked that fat chick side-ways after i drank that wild turkey last night!
the act of displaying one’s t-st-cl-s outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey’s beard. complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.
the party was pretty lame until brad busted out a wild turkey.
five guys on one girl; as in one in the mouth, one in the -ss, one in the vag, and one in each hand. the combination of flapping arms and the head moving back and forth makes the girl look like a turkey.
“g-d, this party is such a sausage fest, only one girl is here. hey, actually we have enough people for a wild turkey!”
a very large bird that likes to hang out around my house and watch me do the dishes.
i jumped when i saw a wild turkey stare at me.
a white cowboy rapper from the “rowdy south” aka arkansas who’s last alb-m went big in germany and europe.
from da rodeo to da barrio gots to bang dat mc wild turkey rowdy rowdy loco-stylez!
this is when a guy pulls his pants down and moves his hips in a circular motion to moves his p-n-s in a round about fan motion like a wild turkey tail feathers. guarenteed to make a party go wild!
a wild turkey tail feathers look like this when it is aroused.
when someone sticks four fingers spread out in a v-g-n- and and the thumb up the b-tt. that person then wiggles their thumb and makes turkey noises, such as gobble gobble gobble. it can also be reversed with the fingers in the b-tt and the thumb in the v-g-n-.
for thanksgiving your dad decided to give your mother a wild turkey.

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