wilmer valderrama

he used to be cool on that 70’s show when he didn’t try to be all gangster and sh-t. now he’s just some f-ckin’ poser who hosts a funny show called ‘yo momma’. in the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty f-ckin’ lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu’f-ckers around the winner’s hood doesn’t justify that sh-t. dude, you’re rich, what the f-ck man?

watch the episode of ashton kutcher’s “punk’d” where they punk wilmer and you’ll see how much of a p-ssy he is.
“where the h-ll did wilmer valderrama get the idea he was a f-ckin’ thug -ss n-gg-? get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing cool shows.
a f-g poser who hosts a gay t.v. show on mtv where the cheap -ss gives away 1000 dollars to the winner of his gay joke “battles”
” the only reason people know that stupid -ss wilmer valderrama is because he plowed mandy moore and lindsay lohan.”
fez from that 70’s show the ultimate player hes had s-x with lindsay lohan mandy moorejennifer love hewittand ashlee simpson.
fez: (reading his car): fez has a tiny — i do not! it’s perfectly normal based on all the other ones i’ve seen. (hyde ~looks~ at fez) i only look for comparison. well, if jackie wants war, i’ll give her a war.
hyde: whatever you say, tiny.
fez: hey, if it’s so small, why would i name it big john

wilmer valderrama
wilmer valderrama is a s-xxxyyy venezuelan who thinks $1000 “cash-money” is a descent amount for prize money on his show yo momma. he told howard stern about deflowering mandy moore and and having s-x with lindsay lohan, ashlee simpson, and jennifer love hewitt, who denied it. he has a nice -ss too . . .
stella: who’s that ghetto hispanic on yo momma?
tabitha: that’s wilmer valderrama, lohan’s ex.
the really hot guy who hosts ‘yo momma’ on mtv. he has that really cute way of saying ‘a thousand dollars in cash-moneeeeey’!!!!!!!!!!! ack! i love him!!!! aaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
i love wilmer valderrama!!! how could you not!!!??? that hair… that voice… swoon!!!!