winding your ass and scratching your watch
southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. this condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your -ss; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
d-mn son, don’t just stand there “winding your -ss and scratching your watch”, flip the hamburgers!
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