window warrior
a term usually used in any prison or lockup situation where a person talks sh-t from behind the safety of a window in an attempt to look like a hard -ss. the goal of the window warrior is to put up a facade that he wants to fight when in reality he does not.
often conflicts occur in a rec yard or rec area. when the window warrior sees that there is someone who can beat his -ss in the rec yard, he may start screaming and making gestures at the person to put on a display that he wants to fight. this will cause the correctional officer to keep the two separate at all times in the future to prevent the conflict, benefiting the window warrior because he doesn’t have to face the conflict and get beat up or punked out in front of everyone. he can then continue to talk sh-t from behind the safety of his window while maintaining his tough image to his fellow inmates.
“he doesn’t really want to fight. he’s just a b-tch -ss window warrior.”
a person who is so much of a b-tch that they have to talk sh-t to people out of a car then drive off like they are hot sh-t only in reality they are little p-ss-es
(a guy yells at some skateboarders)
boarder #1: dude that guy was a d-ck
boarder #2: yeah i know, i hate window warriors
a paranoid tweaker who is constantly peeking out of windows for no apparent reason, searching for something that may or may not ever be there.
stop being a f-cking window warrior and get some sleep.
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