wine tasting noob
a person who doesn’t know anything about wine tasting culture. this type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
duder 1: “can’t believe you paid for 8 samples. you’re gonna get tossed.”
duder 2: “what’s wrong with that?”
duder 1: “you know we’re going to like 4 other wineries right?”
duder 2: “omg! really? i thought we’d just kick it here.”
duder 1: “such a wine tasting noob dude.”
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