Wings System

a way of defining various types of s-xual partners, or practices one has enjoyed. most commonly -ssociated with motorcycle clubs (although possibly a hoax), these are ‘badges of honour” amongst (male) members.

bloke 1 “you won’t believe what wings i was awarded last night!!)

bloke #2 “what now, you sick b-st-rd?”

bloke #1 “black, broken and silver!!”

bloke #2 “you are going straight to h-ll!!”
the wings system includes the following definitions, there are many others………

pink wings – s-x with a white girl
black wings – s-x with a black girl
white wings – s-x with a virgin
brown wings – -n-l s-x
yellow wings – s-x with an oriental girl
red wings – s-x with a girl on her period
grey wings – s-x with an woman over 50
broken (or orange) wings – s-x with a disabled girl
golden wings – s-x involving urination, or ‘golden showers’
water wings – s-x involving ‘squirting’ or female -j-c-l-t–n
green wings – s-x with a person who has an std
purple wings – s-x with a pregnant girl
knife wings – s-x with a friend’s girlfriend
blue wings – s-x with a corpse
technicolour wings – s-x involving a combination of any of the above ie. s-x with a black, disabled girl on her period
the wings earned with many different s-xual achievements

1) white wings – having s-x with a virgin
2) red wings – eating out a girl on her period
3) brown wings – having -n-l s-x
4) blue wings – having s-x underwater
5) silver wings – s-x with a woman your mothers age
6) grey wings – s-x with a woman with grandchildren
7) gold wings – when the first golden shower is received
8) black wings – having s-x with a widow
9) knife wings – having s-x with your friends girlfriend
10) purple wings – have s-x with a pregnant woman
example of the wings system

1) dude i took ____’s virginity!

2) is my face still red? i just got my red wings…..
3) dude, getting my brown wings was fun, but when i pulled out…..ew
4) dog, i f-cked her in the neighbors pool!

5) man, my moms friend was so hot, i couldnt resist, my silver wings were awaiting me
6) she was too young looking to be a grandma. i guess i just got my grey wings then
7) man, i got p-ssed on. gold wings arent as fun as i thought
8) after her husband died, she was single and i had to “comfort her”
9) my homie is gonna be so p-ssed when he finds out i f-cked his girl!!
10) dude, purple wings while she was 7 months in. -high-five