Cuntemolegist
c-ntemolegist: a specialist in the field of c-ntemolegy. many young men and even women these days begin early stages of this training in high school, continuing on to university or college, and into early adulthood. professional c-ntemolegists must p-ss the bar exam offered only by the vernon -ssociated genital inspectors national -ssociation, or simply v.a.g.i.n.a. professional c-ntemolegists must log over one thousand hours of intimate v-g-n-l inspection and be able to log and cl-ssify all known types of human v-g-n-s.
tony was in deep in preparation for his c-ntemolegists exam, the four girls in his dorm room lay side by side on his bed, legs high in the air, while tony tested various theories of taste, stimulation, and sensatation. tony loaded new batteries in the c-ntemolegists secret weapon, the high speed monstervibe! bearded clam p-ssy gash
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