Winnie The Poo


v: this s-x act consists of fisting one’s b-tthole, and then licking their fingers. it looks alot like winnie the pooh eating honey out of a jar.
chris: hey what did you last night?

logan: yo man, i winnie the pooed my girlfriend i think i caught an infection and pink eye.
when you pour honey all over your d-ck and bang your partner in the -ss.
we started with a dirty sanchez but then things got sticky after i winnie the poo-ed the sh-t out of her last night.
a very groovey bear.
winnie the poo spent all day doing a lot of nothing in particular. in fact thats how he’d spent the entire week.
when one proceeds to excrete a tubby orange bear, wearing a red shirt although no pants, straight out of their behind.
woman: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggggggghhhhh!!1!1!!!

doctor: how is this possible?!

-plop-

winnie the pooh: h-llo, piglette!
the act of break and enter or avoiding police by means of punching a whole through fence or window, then attempting to climb through.
they caught a methhead pulling a winnie the poo through a laundrymat window. i guess he didn’t know it was open past 6.

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