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• Boots and Pants

  from a geico commercial: maxwell: “pay my bill.” geico app: “your account is already paid in full.” maxwell: “well in that case, back to vacation mode.” (techno beat): boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants, boots and pants…etc. sitting in a beach chair on […]

• booty plaque

  a commemorative or identifying inscribed tablet listing the names of women’s bootys one has enjoyed. yo, see that fine honey, the one that’s stacked? i just rubbed her booty, her name goes on my booty plaque. the thick film that forms upon one’s -ss (usually of a clear color). if not removed regularly, it can […]

• booze pooze

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• bopnes

  a double entendre of “bones” that started on the random insanity gamefaqs forum. it it used when one wishes to make a joke about a person “boning” someone only to deny it and tell them that they have a dirty mind. person a: did you know that she bopnes his brother? person b: you mean […]

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