wookie dyke


a huge, disgusting, smelly, hairy, fat, half-ton lesbian. wookie dyk-s often make a loud, guttural sound when they are hungry for l-b–.
barry: frank…i’m serious….do not turn around –

frank: why? (frank turns around)what’s going on?

barry: rickeeeeeeeeee – er, i mean fraaaaaaaaaaaank!

frank: barry. give me that hash. now. hand it over. that’s rhonda, the wookie dyk-. she’s mostly harmless unless you get too close with food or another lesbian. then you’d better watch out. she’ll eat your arm.

barry: yeah, i noticed that huge scar on your…

frank: nevermind. just stop being such a spaz and relax. and what was up with that “rickeeeee” thing? that is seriously the last time i smoke hash with you. jesus.

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