wounded
being utterly gutted
youve got an abysses on your gooch… wounded
to have bad luck, to be upset.
jason was wounded to find out that his girlfriend had dumped him.
proper bad luck. complete woundment.
guy from london, meets girl online, travels to meet her, in dundee, distance of 472 miles and 280 quid return train fare equaling possible 12 hours of travel, each way.
guy gets there, stands at the station 6 hours, girl doesnt show up. man gets back on train home, proper wounded.
when its gone pear shaped.
girl: hey my apple is pear shaped
guy: wounded
originally used in certain areas of the uk as an expression to describe how “the truth hurts”. has evolved into every day use as a term used to describe one’s pain and severe social suffering.
pre-evolution…
ian (to dave) – “you gonna start filling those footings or what kid?”
wayne – “nah his heads too fogged up from last night, ain’t it!”
dave = wounded
post-evolution…
ryan – “so when shall i pick up my tickets for bath and west?
ben – “uh… we didn’t get you one mate”
ryan = wounded
something unattractive, or particularly ugly/backward.
that scar? h-lla wounded.
when a girl or guy is drunk -ss f-ck, or ugly -ss f-ck.
exp #1: d-mn joanna, how you gonna hook up my boy jacobo with her, she’s f-ckin wounded!
exp #2: this party is crackin. i’m f-ckin wounded!
a cut so deep it renders the opposed unable to banter back – or back banter. – basically they have been done in, totally merc’d. in times of delusion many think they have ‘wounded’ or even been ‘wounded’ themselves. only doc-mented ‘wound’ involved a monkey and a koala.
ey la i’ve been wounded. shall i tell her? best not
why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
it was dead.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was playing follow the leader.
no plaster for that monkey boi – wounded
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