the best, most loyal friend you could ever have. usually a cancer in terms of astrology, and a wonderful realist. she is amazing and wonderful and you couldn’t wish for a more loyal and amazing friend. she is willing to do anything for you if she cares about you. she is beautiful and normally has short, dirty blonde hair with the most adorable little freckles.
“bruh, yanela is so cool and loyal! i wish i had a friend like that!!”
only the best pokémon ever. if you think that another one is better, you are wrong. p1: dude, is that a torterra p2:yeah my dude p1:ive pretty much lost already, here’s the gym badge
- purest filth
a group of friends that get drunk every weekend and experience serious dads (day after drinking sh-ts) wow do you reckon those girls are ‘purest filth”.
- troll b*geys
are the horrible green things that your mother puts on your plate at christmas kid – eww mum why are you giving me troll b-geys mum – for the last time they are called brussel sprouts
- jack brooks
jack brooks has a big p-n-s (1 inch +) i have a jack brooks
- red bull life
someone who has no life other than drinking red bull. they won’t stop drinking it for more than a minute due to their overwhelming addiction. people with the red bull life generally never have kids because the red bull destroys their appearance, and forces them to live in their mother’s bas-m-nt playing video games 24/7, […]