yard-on


n. an extra large hard-on achieved when particularly aroused, although still probably smaller then 3 feet.
his d-ck was so big, he had a yard-on
3 foot hard on, could be used as a cruel term for someone who is morally “the biggest d-ck”.
john is the biggest “yard on” in the world, he tells me were going to go to the movies than takes another chick out to dinner!

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