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• Yogatation

  the practice of yoga in such a focused state of mind that it becomes a moving meditation. i am so stressed out that if i don’t get in some yogatation i will explode. yogatate: to engage in the practice of yogatation. i am going at 3:00 to yogatate.

• Yogatard

  word with several meanings. a) the cheesy looking once piece spandex suit that the unenlightened yoga pract-tioners wear. it usually makes them look like a seal that cr-pped its pants (if seals wore pants). b) a person who so terrible at yoga that they are actually deemed “r-t-rded” at it. c) someone who talks so […]

• yogathlete

  an athlete that uses yoga to condition and maintain or a person with no athletic ability but does yoga to get that look vince has tendonitus so he does yoga to help with the pain, he is a yogathlete. emily has never played a sport in her life, but doesn’t want the freshman 15, she […]

• yoga toe

  when a woman’s yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog

• yogatude

  holier-than-thou att-tude seen in serious yoga students who are more flexible and vaguely spiritual than everyone else. includes a disdain for meat, leather, and inexpensive sweat pants or yoga mats. that guy with the dreds and lotus tattoo was giving me major yogatude after seeing my downward dog.

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