yonderwards
somewhere else. not here, and not exactly there. just away. off in the distance. an ambiguous direction.
extremely useful as an identifier of destinations the directions to which you’re a bit too tired and emotional to recall. also good when you have no knowledge of said destination.
“so where’s the house party?”
“oh, you know (hic), it’s, like … yonderwards.”
“those two were making out in the corner a second ago, where’d they go?”
“yonderwards.”
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