You wonder why


when you are given reasons that justify you cheating on someone. reasons could include: someone thinking they are smooth, short-term memory, or just stupidity.
“yeah, you f-cking wonder why i’ve been cheating on you.” “keep being a f-cking idiot… you wonder why.”

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