You’ll go blind if you keep playing with those
a saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they m-st-rb-t- too frequently.
this myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
guy 1: “i swear, that p-rn video is so hot i’ve beat the meat to it at least five times today.”
guy 2: “you know you’ll go blind if you keep playing with those.”
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