yourmom.com
used to be a website, now it just means your mom.
i got my “log on” to yourmom.com last night, if you know what i mean.
Read Also:
- Your Mom Eats Penis
ummm…. no real definition needed, just look at the phrase. your mom eats p-n-s better than vadim does.
- your mom is like a taxi
your mom is like a taxi. do you know why? because i ride her all day. that’s right. me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y? ted: no y me: cuz i ride her all day lololol ted: lol f-k u
- you ride
basically telling another, that they suck, or they are gay, or just telling them you just flat out hate them. originated at wilc-x tech. started out as bon jovi rides. yeah man, shut your mouth, you are giving me a friggin head ache. you ride. that rides man!, i was thinking that i was going […]
- Yourmomistan
a fat country whose major import is mansauce. major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. clergy should be alert when traveling to yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the cleveland steamer runs through there regularly. come to yourmomistan! when you’re there, come again!
- yourmomitis
a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many “your mom” jokes. c-ssidy – “doctor! doctor! something is wrong with me!” doctor – “what seems to be the problem?” c-ssidy – “your mom’s a problem!” doctor – “oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis..”