Yourmomistan
a fat country whose major import is mansauce. major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. clergy should be alert when traveling to yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the cleveland steamer runs through there regularly.
come to yourmomistan! when you’re there, come again!
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a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many “your mom” jokes. c-ssidy – “doctor! doctor! something is wrong with me!” doctor – “what seems to be the problem?” c-ssidy – “your mom’s a problem!” doctor – “oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis..”
- your mom jokes
totally stupid jokes that begin with “your mom/momma is so…” then followed by stupid or fat or old. people who say these are usually fat stupid -ssholes who act several years younger than they really are idiot: your mom’s so stupid, she saw a tire on the road and said ‘ding dong’!! ha ha ha […]
- your mom long
a your mom joke gone rong. taylor: guess how long my shlong is? michael: your mom long!
- your momma's hood
what my roomate says everytime i say “where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?” the reply is meant to get under one’s skin. your momma’s hood buddy: friend, its your special night where do you want to eat friend? friend: umm, i don’t know, oh how about your momma’s hood?
- your momma's pants
where i live in i live in your momma’s pants