it is the most beautiful and loving marriage in the history of marriages. i cry inside when i think about it. sometimes the more feminine side is more rude and mean the b*mbling masculine marshmallow, but it still works!
yuecob is goals!
- sh*t handshake
to knowingly or unknowingly shake someone’s hand directly after having a sh*t without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarr*ssed to sniff their hands after the sh*t handshake. i’m gonna give him/her a sh*t handshake.
someone who takes a sh*t in other peoples house’s typically to not stink up their own bathroom. often used as a derogatory term. -you took at sh*t at his house? you’re a f*cking chooner. -come finsih this set, don’t be a chooner
- salmon sausage
a very very long slimy p*n*s. approximately 30m in length. woah, he has a m*ssive salmon sausage.
- pull up in that uzzi skirt skirt
hit a 3 point contested shot in basketball #clutch p*ss the ball here so i can “pull up in that uzzi skirt skirt”