Zambon
it is a venetian surname please do not do what you are doing
good morning i’m federico zambon
an extremely sl-tty yet stunningly s-xy h-m-s-xual man who doesn’t know anything. also refers to an action gerally referred to as “sl-tty.”
“he is such a zambon! look at him pull that menard!”
italien surname…pr-nounced as written
it is not people that sneak up on catholic school girls cause as we all know it is them who sneak up on us!!!
the term h-m-s-xual can not to be applied to zambons in general, as it is the personal preference of each zambon what s-xuality he/she would like to be.
joe zambon is not a gay who creeps up on catholic school girls
a small type of african drum. you whack it and it go bon, hence the name zambon. well, actually we don’t know where zam comes from, but we’re sure it comes from somewhere
he was banging that zambon like there was no tommorow. wait, that sounds wrong.
a sl-t who like to make catholic school girls cry. he also like to senak up from the side, stick his c-ck in your ear, and then climax. he is also a fan of quadruple penetration.
i’ll pull a zambon on your ear!
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