tebow farts
when you’ve got every reason to believe it’s sh-t, but you thank jesus to squeeze out a safe one at the last second.
jimmy: ugh,-prrt-, got me a case of tebow farts
bob: gross! you might need to wipe after that one…
jimmy: nah, i think we’re good…uh-oh…
bob: what’s wrong?
jimmy: i think the patriots are coming to town.
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