zares
a code word for “parents.” used in the 70’s and 80’s in the san fernando valley.
dude, my zares found my stash.
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- zaret
(verb) to ask someone a series of questions in a creepy or lurpy fashion. this is achieved through close face proximity, an interrogation-like discussion leading to an awkward conversation topic, and/or being reminded to look at “the camera”. “what was your favorite part of the trip?” “umm, diamond district i guess…” “tell me, have you […]
- zarfigliage
when someone uses words they don’t even understand, while eating bean burritos from taco bell. zarfigliage occurs rarely, but causes lots of pain.
- zarflax
a fictional alien who gobbles up the genitals of h-rny sp-cemen by means of its v-g-n-l dentata. can refer to any female who one fears may possess such sharp v-g-n-l teeth. keep your shlong away from janet’s box, she is a total zarflax!
- Zarforaphter
an enormous zerwargle commonly known as a phatoraphter, but with a larger belly for inhaling and/or spewing cows. zomg omg bbq look at that zarforaphter!11!1!! run!one
- Zarfoting
the act of blowing off your gf to play runescape hardcore like derek blew off his girlfriend to go zarfoting. rs player:”shut up woman! i’m zarfoting!” girlfriend:”what’s zarfoting?” rs player:”just shutup!”