a cool kind of cat who has a mondo dong. he gets all the girls and they just can’t get enough of his piercing p*n*s
“wow, are you getting with zaroon?”
“ofc man he has a mondo dong
- sleepy lumberjack
when you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you’re far too tired to tackle that morning wood. man, i haven’t seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.
- backseat boogie
s*x in a car seat. ben dover was doing the backseat boogie with lovers all summer.
- stealing sauce
every mumble rapper this side of 2010 stole future’s style therefore becoming a sauce stealer. esco: yo it’s esco i probably can’t come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep. *beep* pauly: it’s pauly, this dj esco’s phones? tony: this is f*ckin esco’s phone! pauly: is this his numbers? […]
- rock people
once in a great while they come out from their rock, be it the fourth of july, black friday, or the county fair, these aren’t just regular mouth breathers, these are rock people. they are white trash, but they don’t have to be white, and they are definitely not seen often, but often travel in […]