Zeng
zenging (verb) -bullsh-tting
zengery (noun) -bullsh-t
zenger (noun) -bullsh-tter
a school-yard term that became quite popular because of its funny pr-nunciation.
1) to completely bullsh-t.
2) to make something up and state it as truth to people.
3) a clearly visible lie in which the liar thinks everyone believes him/her.
4) an obvious false truth.
”did you hear that kids uncle is the head of the triads??”
”no man, hes zenging you”
”he told me himself”
”what a zenger!”
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”that guys dad own the canadian pacific railway, hes really rich!”
”no he doesnt, hes just zenging with you”
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”that guy makes 90k a year even though hes in high school, isnt that unbelievable?”
”thats a lie! thats total zengery”
love, amazing, s-xy, rad, awesome…etc, and commonly reffered and used to godly, majestic, all-knowing ent-ties.
in the bible, st john baptist de la salle, 22:5-14:
zeng is thy nameth for love, in which jesus used to describe g-ds love for us and all.
not only is it love, it’s also everything and anything good in this world.
“g-ds zeng is everywhere. you just need to believe.”
“your so zeng”
“dayummm, that sh-t is zeng!”
the crease between the lower gluteus and the upper thigh
my zeng is on fire!
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