ZLOMG


way out there when laughing. a uncontrollable type of laughter that is so crazy. someone doing crazy things+hard laughter=zlomg. when people do things that are way out of the normal and you laugh about it.
i was looking at her and she had the twizzlers up her nose and i was like zlomg.

i was sitting at my keyboard zlomging because my roommate grabbed a tomato out of the fridge and smashed it on his head while being intoxicated.

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