Zolton
a god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. hah!
who would win in a fight: thor the thunder g-d or zolton the g-d of reality?
honourable member, ninja and mighty god to all beings. also having the ability to destroy and rampage over backstabbers.
i dont dare.. zolton will get us !
1.(n)an uber l337 pwnz0r who likes to set thiings on fire, and eat chicken.
2.(v)the act of bbq’ing thy enemy and feeding him to the rats.
(n)that guy is realy kicking our -ss, he must be a zolton!
(v)you had better be careful or i will zolton you!
zolton is a type of furry
a zolton likes to yiff her furry friends.
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