zootch
a private school girl who tries to be a sl-t and a partier. zootches will typically tell you how they got “raped” when a guys hand was getting close to her no-no area. these girls never shave their p-b-s because they will never jam out with their clam out anyway. they will throw parties and fake drunk after 2 shots and almost puke. they will also make the argument that energy drinks get you just as f-cked up as alcohol does.
desperate guy: dude im gonna hook up with that new chic from school tonight
a real bro: you might as well crucify your b-llsack cuz you aint gettin sh-t from that zootch
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