to be extremely drunk/wasted or high. to be extremely f-cked up/not sober.
“bro we got so zunked last night”
“can’t wait to get zunked on sat-rday”
when your p-n-s is very pink kinky: that’s very pinktard
it is the most beautiful and loving marriage in the history of marriages. i cry inside when i think about it. sometimes the more feminine side is more rude and mean the b-mbling masculine marshmallow, but it still works! yuecob is goals!
- sh*t handshake
to knowingly or unknowingly shake someone’s hand directly after having a sh-t without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarr-ssed to sniff their hands after the sh-t handshake. i’m gonna give him/her a sh-t handshake.
someone who takes a sh-t in other peoples house’s typically to not stink up their own bathroom. often used as a derogatory term. -you took at sh-t at his house? you’re a f-cking chooner. -come finsih this set, don’t be a chooner
- salmon sausage
a very very long slimy p-n-s. approximately 30m in length. woah, he has a m-ssive salmon sausage.