kiana + elijah = the cutest couple ever. they are everyone’s goals. the perfect couple ” i want a relationship like klijah” “i know! they are so relationship goals”

the stage of drunkness that usually comes right before u black out remember that time christy got knee walkin drunk and took off all her clothes just to pee?

1. late night run to the store to buy more lubricant to get the job done. 2. late night run to kentucky fried chicken for chicken on the go me: dude, i need to do a kygo. friend: are you going for chicken or lube?

when a person named tyrone goes to a library and proceeds to have an aneurysm. liberitarianism

intentionally making yourself visible on someone’s facebook page to discourage others from liking or commenting. guys are like vultures liking and commenting every time kelli posts something so i posted a sweet meme to like block them. when you’re about to like a comment on a social media site but a new comment is posted, […]