2nd lieutenant

a person in the army, or marines who thinks they know everything. after about 5 years of looking like a dumb-ss they learn some sh-t and get 1st lieutenant.
hey 2nd lieutenant the captain told you to report to the pool on the 5th floor of the parking lot. of course it has 5 floors not 3.

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