a mainly rich population. houses overly priced for who knows why, some of them are tiny and cr-ppy. kids are mostly sterotypical and own multiple pieces of designer clothing. they also don’t know the true meaning of poverty, but think they are so terrific when they ‘help out’ in some way shape or form. unlike most other people say, westport teenagers don’t all go to ivy legue schools. only about 25, more or less, of the top students make it.
although westport is a great place to grow up, i hate it. especially when kids from other towns think i’m spoiled. for the record, my parents went to the college of charleston, not some big ivy legue school, and they know what it is like to be poor. since they do, i have to work for just about everything, or i won’t get it. oh yeh, and i hate designer clothing, i don’t own one single peice of it.
- f*ck sh*t b*tch in the box
this is simply another name for jack in the box. “man i’m hungry, lets go to f-ck sh-t b-tch in the box”
- drunkawh*r*arus rex
that chick at the party who cant help but be wastey-faced and forces herself on any and every poor b-st-rd in the room stay out of the pool house bruh, there is a drunkawh-r-arus rex lurking..
- drunken aristotle
considered as cl-ssifying ethics for western philosophy, aristotle proposed a system to which one could live a happy life. however, he wrote while sober. ethics done while inebriated clouds good judgment, thus confounding the possibility for a happy life. the genesis for this typically takes place in bars late in the evening. nathan: man, all […]
a sheep that has been crossbred with a clam. look, i’ve found a shlam! (noun, verb) simple synonym used for anything you’re describing or talking about, but not important enough to really say. (noun) 1. “hey man, have you seen my guitar shlams?” 2. “i just ate some bomb -ss shlams” (verb) 1. “you trying […]
pijwatti is when a guy, while getting orally served by a woman, asks her to lick his -n-s and as she goes for it, he p-sses gas. brandy was really mad when stanley asked for a rimjob then pijwattied.